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My band sucks, and I can't sing, the guitarist plays power chords
And the bassist ain't so interesting
The drums are terribly mixed, and they sound like shit
I'm a terrible lyricist, who can't think of enough words that rhyme
This song is so lame, and it's only two minutes long
That's because I got bored while I was busy writing this song
But instead of saving it for later, I'm just gonna cut it short
There's no point to put effort in, when nobody's gonna hear this stupid shit anyway
This stupid song is garbage
My band is really garbage
You really shouldn't be
Listening to our lame ass garbage
This fucking song is garbage
My band is fucking garbage
All I ever do is say "fuck"
And sing about fucking garbage
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2. |
Butthurt (Staynd)
03:27
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Everything's about to change, everything you knew
Everything you do, how you blew it
The capillaries in your ass gave way
The dam couldn't hold, about to spray all over
Your life is gonna change, your insides betrayed you
Blowing out, blowing down, you can't batten down the hatches
The fact is, it's diarrhea
It's time for shame, it's time for stains
I've got diarrhea, and it's startin' to burn
It reeks, ugh, and it's startin' to hurt
When I'm done takin' a shit, it still hurts to sit
'Cause my ass is still in pain, and now the toilet bowl's stained
Stain, stain, stain, that toilet bowl stain
It's startin' to burn, the point of no return
When your ass is dripping, wet and sticky
It's poison, no lessons learned
My pride is stained, it's ruined
It's drainin', can't maintain it
Everyone saw it, they're looking
My legs are stained my ass is stained
The floor is stained, my shoes are stained
God damn, I'm drainin'
Stained, stained all over
I've got diarrhea, and it's startin' to burn
It reeks, ugh, and it's startin' to hurt
When I'm done takin' a shit, it still hurts to sit
'Cause my ass is still in pain, and now the toilet bowl's stained
I'm butthurt, my butt hurts
I'm butthurt, my butt hurts
I'm butthurt, my butt hurts
I'm butthurt, my butt hurts
I'm butthurt, my butt hurts
I'm butthurt, my butt hurts
I'm butthurt, my butt hurts
I'm butthurt, my butt hurts
I've got diarrhea, and it's startin' to burn
It reeks, ugh, and it's startin' to hurt
When I'm done takin' a shit, it still hurts to sit
'Cause my ass is still in pain, and now the toilet bowl's stained
We all know what it's like, but I feel like you don't understand
The pain of my ass at this point and time
It feels bad, man, and I'm sad, man
This shit's gonna turn me to a fuckin' madman
Brown waterfalls comin' out my end
In the bathroom stall, I ain't got no friends (no friends)
In public, it sucks (sucks), in private, it sucks (sucks)
Everywhere, it sucks (sucks), for everybody, it sucks (sucks)
It fuckin' sucks, it fuckin' hurts,
(sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks) And now my ass burns
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Where did you go?
Where are you?
Where's the person I once knew?
You should just go
I don't want you
I'd rather fuck someone else, somebody new
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I wish you hadn't left me that time ago
Now I'm all alone with no one to touch me
I want my dick touched, but I'm all alone tonight
Please come back, I'm lonely
Well, tonight I'm lonely again
And all I got are my pair of hands
I'm jerkin' off, listenin' to our favourite bands
I need you to touch my dick
Grab it, and jerk it around
Well, I guess you're not gonna,
Guess I gotta do it myself
Grab my dick, jerkin' it back and fourth
That's what I had a girlfriend for
Grab my dick, jerkin' it back and fourth
That's what I had a girlfriend for
Well, tonight I'm lonely again
And all I got are my hands
I'm jerkin' off, listenin' to our favourite bands, oh, oh
I really miss you, y'know....and I hope you call me...and...I don't wanna be without you.....and, well..it...it hurts my dick, not to have your hand on it.
Jerkin' off, masturbation
Havin' a lonely night solo session
I guess it's not that bad, but I still prefer your hand
Guess it's time for our relationship to end
Guess it's time for our relationship to end
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5. |
Don't Wanna Go
04:35
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It's great to be with you again
We can do back to fuckin'
And I'm plannin' on stayin'
I love to fuck all day and night
And there's only one person who's right
For this, and for me
My dad's not very wealthy,
We can't live in this place
But I don't wanna go
I wish somebody would help me
I'm gonna miss you a lot
Let's make the most of what we got
And you'll be touchin' me until you're not
I didn't want to go
I wish I could've stayed
And now I can't get laid
We can't fuck anymore
So, please send me nudes
And I hope you don't go fuck other dudes
I didn't want to go
I wish I could've stayed
And now I can't get laid
Now, we can't fuck
That sucks
That really sucks, I'm bein' honest
I didn't want to go
I wish I could've stayed
And now I can't get laid
We can't fuck anymore
So, please send me nudes
And I hope you don't go fuck other dudes
I hope you don't go fuck other dudes
Now I'm packin' up
Put my shit in the movin' truck
Have a good life, and I wish you luck
'Cause I can't be around no more
And I know that you'll be bored alone
'Cause I know you're not a whore
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6. |
What Did I Do?
05:57
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Try my best to be good
Did what I could to do right
I guess that's just how things end
It was going the way it should
We'd resolve any fight
That was different, now we can't be friends
It's all okay
Nothing's wrong with this
We're going to be fine
We're gonna get through this
It isn't going the right way
And I'll blame you
Maybe you're not wrong this time
What did I do?
Distance brings us apart
There's people waiting in line
I guess I gotta go back
A blackened, broken heart
A man writing a rhyme
There's not much that will fix that
Try my best to be good
Did what I could to do right
I guess that's just how things end
It was going the way it should
We'd resolve any fight
That was different, now we can't be friends
It's all okay
Nothing's wrong with this
We're going to be fine
We're gonna get through this
It isn't going the right way
And I'll blame you
Maybe you're not wrong this time
What did I do?
I won't listen to that
You blew your chance
Never coming back
Never coming back
I won't listen to that
You blew your chance
Never coming back
Never coming back
Is there anything to say?
Will it change one day?
There's nothing left to say
Nothing will change anyways
I won't listen to that
You blew your chance
Never coming back
Never coming back
I won't listen to that
You blew your chance
Never coming back
Never coming back
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My pals showed me a community
Of people who call themselves furries
They dress like animals cause they're cute
They make these things called fursuits
On the web they got a new persona
Anthropomorphic animals called fursonas
They got this fetish I've never heard of before
Have you tried it? It's pretty weird, they call it vore
It's where they swallow you whole, no chewing at all
And you live in their stomach, no death involved
But then they got the anal vore which is pretty rad
Where you take a whole furry and shove him up your ass
I gotta say man, this all sounds pretty fun to me
Gonna find some anal fuzzies at the next furmeet
Right up in there, right up in there, right up in there
Right up in there, right up in there, right up in you-know-where
Don't knock it until you try it
I need me a fuzzy butt snack
Don't knock it until you try it
Cause human girls are such a drag
Don't knock it until you try it
I'm gonna shove a furry up my ass
Don't knock it until you try it
Cause human boys are such a drag
Furry whores (ANAL VORE!)
Furry whores (ANAL VORE!)
Furry whores (ANAL VORE!)
Furry whores (ANAL VORE!)
Wait, what the hell are you doing to me?
Oh no, this isn't how I wanted it to be
Let me go, don't shove me up there!
Ugh, my face is full of dog ass hair!
I'm being pushed in, I CAN'T BREATHE!
THIS SUCKS SO BAD, I CAN'T SEE!
OH GOD, PLEASE HELP ME!
I'M STUCK INSIDE A FURRY AND I CAN'T BREATHE!
Furry whores (ANAL VORE!)
Furry whores (ANAL VORE!)
Furry whores (ANAL VORE!)
Furry whores (ANAL VORE!)
Furry whores (ANAL VORE!)
Furry whores (ANAL VORE!)
Furry whores (ANAL VORE!)
Furry whores (ANAL VORE!)
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8. |
Removal
04:31
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I don't wanna have any kids of my own
And I've got no woman, and I'm all alone
I don't need these anymore
Buyin' protection is a chore
And I'm sick of porn, but I don't want another baby to be born
I'm gonna cut 'em away
So I can go out and play
Without becomin' a dad
Who needs them anyway?
Not me, not today
I don't wanna be a dad
I'm gonna cut 'em away
So I can go out and play
Without becomin' a dad
Who needs them anyway?
Not me, not today
I don't wanna be a dad
Schedule the vasectomy
Begin the neutering
Remove my balls from me
No unwanted pregnancy
This is the way it's got to be
Remove my balls from me
I regret my choice
I'm no longer one of the boys
I wish I just wore rubbers or stayed alone
I was sick of porn
I didn't want another baby born
I was sick of porn
I didn't want another baby to be born
I'm gonna cut 'em away
Gonna go out and play
And I'm never gonna have kids
But was it really worth it?
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9. |
Toaster Love
04:31
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I'm gettin' kinda horny tonight
And my girlfriend is not around
I look at the toaster
I think I'm gonna get closer
I shove my dick in the toaster so hard,
I take my dick out and it's charred!
Some would say that this is harsh
Trust me, it does no harm
I fuck my toaster
(He fucks his toaster)
I burn my penis
(He burns his penis)
The toaster's got two slots
I think that's where I'm gonna stick my cock
Trust me, I feel no pain
Ugh, it's really warm though, and, ow, it's hot, OH!
I shove my dick in the toaster so hard,
I take my dick out and it's charred!
Some would say that this is harsh
Trust me, it does no harm
I fuck my toaster
(He fucks his toaster)
I burn my penis
(He burns his penis)
I shove my dick in the toaster so hard,
I take my dick out and it's charred!
Some would say that this is harsh
Trust me, it does no harm
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