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Butthurt (Staynd)

from Stuck In A Cage by Killer RAT

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about

I'm pretty butthurt when my butt hurts.

lyrics

Everything's about to change, everything you knew
Everything you do, how you blew it
The capillaries in your ass gave way
The dam couldn't hold, about to spray all over
Your life is gonna change, your insides betrayed you
Blowing out, blowing down, you can't batten down the hatches
The fact is, it's diarrhea
It's time for shame, it's time for stains

I've got diarrhea, and it's startin' to burn
It reeks, ugh, and it's startin' to hurt
When I'm done takin' a shit, it still hurts to sit
'Cause my ass is still in pain, and now the toilet bowl's stained

Stain, stain, stain, that toilet bowl stain
It's startin' to burn, the point of no return
When your ass is dripping, wet and sticky
It's poison, no lessons learned
My pride is stained, it's ruined
It's drainin', can't maintain it
Everyone saw it, they're looking
My legs are stained my ass is stained
The floor is stained, my shoes are stained
God damn, I'm drainin'
Stained, stained all over

I've got diarrhea, and it's startin' to burn
It reeks, ugh, and it's startin' to hurt
When I'm done takin' a shit, it still hurts to sit
'Cause my ass is still in pain, and now the toilet bowl's stained

I'm butthurt, my butt hurts
I'm butthurt, my butt hurts
I'm butthurt, my butt hurts
I'm butthurt, my butt hurts
I'm butthurt, my butt hurts
I'm butthurt, my butt hurts
I'm butthurt, my butt hurts
I'm butthurt, my butt hurts

I've got diarrhea, and it's startin' to burn
It reeks, ugh, and it's startin' to hurt
When I'm done takin' a shit, it still hurts to sit
'Cause my ass is still in pain, and now the toilet bowl's stained

We all know what it's like, but I feel like you don't understand
The pain of my ass at this point and time
It feels bad, man, and I'm sad, man
This shit's gonna turn me to a fuckin' madman
Brown waterfalls comin' out my end
In the bathroom stall, I ain't got no friends (no friends)
In public, it sucks (sucks), in private, it sucks (sucks)
Everywhere, it sucks (sucks), for everybody, it sucks (sucks)
It fuckin' sucks, it fuckin' hurts,
(sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks) And now my ass burns

credits

from Stuck In A Cage, released October 31, 2021
Josh A. - pretty much everything except

Dan D. - lyrics and vocals
Brendan K. - drums

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