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Balls. They're just taking up so much space. Who needs 'em? Not me!!!

lyrics

I don't wanna have any kids of my own
And I've got no woman, and I'm all alone
I don't need these anymore
Buyin' protection is a chore
And I'm sick of porn, but I don't want another baby to be born

I'm gonna cut 'em away
So I can go out and play
Without becomin' a dad
Who needs them anyway?
Not me, not today
I don't wanna be a dad
I'm gonna cut 'em away
So I can go out and play
Without becomin' a dad
Who needs them anyway?
Not me, not today
I don't wanna be a dad

Schedule the vasectomy
Begin the neutering
Remove my balls from me
No unwanted pregnancy
This is the way it's got to be
Remove my balls from me

I regret my choice
I'm no longer one of the boys
I wish I just wore rubbers or stayed alone
I was sick of porn
I didn't want another baby born
I was sick of porn
I didn't want another baby to be born

I'm gonna cut 'em away
Gonna go out and play
And I'm never gonna have kids

But was it really worth it?

credits

from Stuck In A Cage, released October 31, 2021
Josh A. - pretty much everything except
Dan D. - backing vocals
Brendan K. - drums

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