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Toaster Love

from Stuck In A Cage by Killer RAT

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about

Toaster have slots. I have something I can put in those slots. It's not bread, but it will be toasted when it comes out.

lyrics

I'm gettin' kinda horny tonight
And my girlfriend is not around
I look at the toaster
I think I'm gonna get closer

I shove my dick in the toaster so hard,
I take my dick out and it's charred!
Some would say that this is harsh
Trust me, it does no harm
I fuck my toaster
(He fucks his toaster)
I burn my penis
(He burns his penis)

The toaster's got two slots
I think that's where I'm gonna stick my cock
Trust me, I feel no pain
Ugh, it's really warm though, and, ow, it's hot, OH!

I shove my dick in the toaster so hard,
I take my dick out and it's charred!
Some would say that this is harsh
Trust me, it does no harm
I fuck my toaster
(He fucks his toaster)
I burn my penis
(He burns his penis)

I shove my dick in the toaster so hard,
I take my dick out and it's charred!
Some would say that this is harsh
Trust me, it does no harm

credits

from Stuck In A Cage, released October 31, 2021
Josh A. - pretty much everything except
Ayden H. - backing vocals
Brendan K. - drums

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